He Really is a World-Class LASIK Expert

Rockies streak is "cute" (Callahan) and "trite" (Dennis). Rockies are a "JV team" (caller). No one watched MNF because it's boring, but Peyton's performance was a jealous response to Brady's numbers. In short, it's easier to get a stiffy about Lasik surgery than a mid-season divisional clash between two good AFC teams.

Kevin Youkilis was arguably the first-half MVP of baseball

...and there's not much of a drop-off between Manny and Ellsbury, overall

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