Last Night's Big Show

People with accents deserve neither your respect nor your attention (applies to women as well). If someone named "Lou E. Gee" from some place called "Providence" calls in and doesn't talk propah English like The Big Show hosts, just talk over him while he politely tries to make a point.

Smerlas Knows Baseball

Smerlas thinks it would be a good idea to sit JD Drew in Colorado and play Youk in right field so you can keep Lowell and Youk in the lineup at all times. His reasoning: "He's played outfield before."

"Right now, I don't think they'll win the series"

- Big O

Tuesday afternoon prior to ALCS game 5 (prepping himself for an inevitable that's not what i said)

This is just an opportunity for free advertising

That Fred Smerlas is a relentless promoter of his steak house.

- via Spicy Bung Tater