ESPN Has an Agenda

Dale & Holley are not impressed with Stink and Chris Carter's banter on ESPN and can't believe how naive they are.

I Can See Clearly Now

Tony Mazarotti believes such a significant portion of the population wears glasses solely for fashion reasons that he would ask someone on air if they needed to wear glasses. And whenever anything he does garners the least attention, he turns it into a bit and drives it into the ground. He is the complete nerd from school who inexplicable hangs with a bully and feels compelled to big a bigger dick than everyone else combined.

And Brett is the other person on Earth, besides me, who hears the words "special ed" and thinks of a rapper.

Youth is Wasted on the Young

Neither Lester nor Buchholz will pitch for the Sox next year, so throw them in a deal for Miguel Cabrera. However, the minor league system will continue to produce pitchers. That we don't need. Things will always be as they are. Because Mike Lowell far exceeded expectations coming from the Marlins, Cabrera will do the same (which means he will become Jesus, as best I can tell from his comparables).

I Realize They Didn't Look Good

But geez, Mike Francesca, the Patriots are still an ok team, right? If the Colts didn't spread the Pats out, who is this mythical team that's going to run rampant on their D?

Callahan and I finally agree on something

The pumpkin muffin from Dunkin Donuts is a little slice of heaven.

Callahan would accept a lung transplant from an Al Qaeda operative

On the subject of Robert Goulet dying while waiting for a lung transplant, Dennis asked about this concept and Gerry responded "sure if it keeps him alive longer".

Gerry only cares about the California wildfires if they turn for Denver

That was from last week during the world series. Callahan is on this amazing run where he equates Nor'easters and Blizzards to any other "weather" related news and how no one cares about New England. I can't remember how it came up today, but it made me remember this .